jesussbabymomma:

teen-aqe:

qeraltiago:

jesussbabymomma:

rorycam:

jesussbabymomma:

haha, anyone here into White Facebook Mom roleplay ;) ?

Haha, this is terrific Pam

Thanks Bill. I do become quite a “wild card” at night….looks like I need more tequila!!!! How’s the wife?

HI PAM ITS HELEN PTA MEETING THURSDAY

Helen, I’m sorry but I can’t make it to the PTA meeting. I have to take Emma to her soccer game. :( Send Pat my best!

PAT THIS IS GRANDMA….,,,..GRANDPA JIM ISNT DOING TOO WELL….STOP BY SOON WITH THE KIDS….HE ONLY HAS DAYS LEFT,,,…REMEMBER TO RETURN MY SILVEWARE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE….LOTS OF LOVE….

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bubbline:
“ Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true
”

bubbline:

Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true

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little-cyes-2:

kluex:

evaunit08:

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

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reallygaycat:

this episode could have so easily gone the “stereotypical femininity is bad, sadie is a nice girl because she’s not like those who like glitter and makeup” 

and for a minute, i thought it was gonna

but instead, the ep said “nah, that might not be sadie, but you know what?

it’s steven

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lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word

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forthefuns:
“ follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
”

forthefuns:

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

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Driving in Michigan: The Soundtrack

skyecandi:

fwoot:

Featuring all the hits you know and love:

  • No Left Turn
  • If You Cut Me Off (I Swear to God)
  • Is That a Fucking Lane Now?
  • Surprise Motherfucker (The Pothole Song)
  • There Goes My Exit
  • I-75 (Rush Hour/Welcome to Hell Remix)
  • Good Luck, Asshole

alycs please confirm

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goopy-amethyst:

octopodian:

Guys guys look at banded amethyst 

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It’s like the gem embodiment of the ace pride flag 

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I love this rock omg

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Originally posted by ioxflash

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modern-gem:

pls help lapis

pigeonjunior helped me make this A+

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fifthwitch675 asked: How did you make your inkling wig??? I really want to cosplay and inkling girl and yours looks so good!!!

tinydangerous:

:

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A lot of others have asked this so hopefully they see this! I made my entire wig / tentacle / ear-set up for my Splatoon cosplay in about 30 minutes so you can too! 

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(I’m red team!) Purple Team are my friends, Matt and Natalie! Photo by dtjaaaam

I cut 4-way stretch PVC into four “tentacle” shape! You need to use 4-way stretch!!! DON’T GET ANYTHING ELSE, and get the kind that is shiny color on one side, and white on the back ~ You need four pieces total to make two tentacles. Lay them down so that the shiny PVC sides are both facing up. 

Sew those two pieces together! Keep in mind that a regular sewing foot cannot sew onto PVC without getting caught / breaking your needle so either buy a teflon foot OR ~ put a little piece of scotch tape on the bottom of your sewing foot so it won’t stick to the metal! 

Once you’ve sewn both pieces together USING A ZIG-ZAG STICH, clip the edges (you don’t HAVE to but you should) and flip it inside out. Then, STUFF IT WITH STUFFING / BATTING. Don’t use foam and don’t OVER STUFF, because it’ll be heavy and not cute. 

THEN, I just sewed both, stuffed tentacle together at the top, and used bobby pins to secure it to my hair / wig cap. 

THEN I put a headband with my squid ears on over that. It was just a standard ass headband with the ears hot glued to the band. The ears were made of craft foam that I made nylon covers for (out of old nylons so that they would be my skin color) - I slipped the foam into the covers, sewed it shut and even added piercings!! 

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THEN – I put my wig over all that and became a squid/kid!! I made sure to cut the bangs SUUUUPER short and blunt because I wanted that cartoony look inklings have! I shaved my eyebrows OFF and redrew them hella short and slanted so I would look like a SQUID MENACE – now you can also!!! 

Splatoon tentacle tutorial!

toxic-ponies:

spookyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

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fawntaur:

lapis is d.w. confirmed

(based off of this)

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mlgruby:

aisu1234:

Okay it’s official, Mangle is a yes. 

scott you cheeky fucker

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